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The picture above was the thumbnail for a 2023 New York Post article titled:

“Barbie fan films unruly viewer who blasted fart noises in theater”

It’s me. I’m the “Barbie fan.” But that’s not the point. The point is that unsuspecting New York Post readers (an endangered species, btw) who clicked on said thumbnail were met with THIS:

THE SAME CAR SELFIE, but BIGGER. Presumably to display every giant pore on my sweaty face while readers learned from the expertly written caption that “some members” both AT FIRST AND INITIALLY “found sounds funny.”

And should those readers want to follow the sweaty, porous woman who filmed the fart sounds? Easy! All they had to do was visit…

blair.erskine/Instagram

YOU.SPELLED.BLAIRE.WRONG/Instagram. Beautiful! Journalism isn’t dead yet, but it’s in desperate need of an intervention.